Got questions about portable toilet hire or waste services? We’ve got the answers!

Let’s face it, hiring portable loos or sorting out waste services isn’t the most glamorous task – but it’s what we do best here at Simply Hire Ltd. We’re all about making things easy, hassle-free, and, dare we say it, even a little enjoyable (seriously!).
So, whether you’re planning a festival, running a building site, or need a septic tank sorted, we’re here to help.
Below, we’ve answered some of the most common questions we get asked to save you the head-scratching.
1. How do I hire a portable loo?
Easy peasy. Here’s how it works:
- Give us a shout: Call us or drop us a message to tell us what you need. Whether it’s a single toilet for a garden party or a multiple units for a festival, we’ve got you covered.
- We deliver: We’ll bring the loos direct to your location.
- We keep them clean: If you’re hiring for more than a day or two, we’ll pop by to give them a proper clean, restock the loo roll, hand towels and top up the hand soaps and sanitiser.
- We collect: Once you’re done, we’ll swing by to pick them up. Job done!
It’s as simple as that – no mess, no stress.
2. How many toilets do I need for my event or site?
Good question! The last thing you want is a queue for the loos (no one loves that at a party). A good rule of thumb is:
- Events: Please visit our website to check out our handy chart, which breaks down the number of attendees and the duration of the event. It’s an easy way to see exactly how many toilets you’ll need to keep your guests happy and comfortable. Don’t forget, for a more premium experience, we also offer VIP units with added amenities to ensure your guests feel extra special. These are perfect for weddings, festivals, corporate events, office refurbishments or any occasion where comfort and style are a priority.
- Construction sites: In the UK, the HSE (Health and Safety Executive) recommends at least 1 toilet for every 7 workers on-site, based on a 40-hour workweek. If you’ve got more workers or longer shifts, you’ll likely need additional units or more service visits to meet regulations and keep everyone happy.
Still not sure? Give us a bell – we’ve helped organise everything from small gatherings to massive festivals, so we know a thing or two about getting it right.
3. What do your tanker services include?
Need a septic tank emptied or dealing with a cesspit that’s seen better days? No worries, we’ve got the kit (and the know-how) to sort it. Our tanker services include:
- Septic tank emptying: Regular maintenance keeps your system running smoothly – no blockages or overflows here!
- Cesspit and wastewater removal: We’ll take care of the mucky stuff so you don’t have to.
- Emergency callouts: Got a problem that can’t wait? We’ll be there to sort it pronto.
- Water deliveries: Need water for your event, site, or business? Our tankers can deliver fresh water exactly where it’s needed, keeping operations or gatherings running without a hitch.
- Interceptors: Got oil, grease, or sediment building up? No problem! We’ll give your interceptors a proper clean and a bit of TLC to keep everything flowing smoothly and avoid any nasty blockages.
- Hazardous waste removal: Dealing with oils, chemicals, or contaminated water? Don’t stress – we’re pros at handling the tricky stuff. We’ll safely remove and dispose of it all, ticking every box when it comes to environmental and safety standards. Peace of mind, sorted!
We handle all waste safely and responsibly, so you can rest easy knowing everything’s being done by the book.
4. How often should portable toilets or septic tanks be emptied?
Here’s the lowdown:
- Portable toilets: For a team of seven people working a 40-hour week, one service per week is typically sufficient. If you have more people or longer working hours, additional servicing or extra toilets will be required. Just let us know – we’re flexible like that!
- Septic tanks: Aim to get your tank emptied every 6–12 months, depending on how much it’s being used. Regular emptying saves you from unpleasant surprises later!
5. What’s included in portable toilet servicing?
When we say we keep things clean, we mean it. Our servicing includes:
- Emptying the waste
- Replenishing loo roll, hand towels and hand soaps and sanitiser
- A proper scrub to keep the unit looking spick and span
We take pride in keeping your loos as fresh and hygienic as possible – because no one deserves a grotty toilet experience!
That’s why all of our toilets come fully equipped with:
- Chemical flushes
- Anti-bac hand wash
- Toilet rolls
- Disposable hand towels
For larger events, we can also provide dedicated toilet attendants to ensure the units are maintained throughout the entire length of your event. This means regular cleaning, restocking, and keeping everything clean – giving you total peace of mind that the toilets are one less thing to worry about.
6. Why choose Simply Hire Ltd?
We might be biased, but we think we’re pretty great! Here’s why our customers come back time and again:
- Reliable service: We turn up when we say we will – no waiting around.
- Experienced team: We’ve been in the business for years, so we know our stuff.
- Eco-friendly approach: We’re big on recycling and minimising our environmental impact.
- Friendly vibes: We genuinely care about our customers, and we’ll go the extra mile to make sure you’re happy.
7. Which areas do you cover?
We’re proud to offer our portable toilet hire, septic tank services, and waste management solutions across:
- Central London
- London
- Greater London
- Kent
- Essex
- Hertfordshire
- Surrey
If you’re unsure whether we cover your location, just give us a call – our friendly team will be happy to confirm and help you make arrangements.
8. How do I book with Simply Hire Ltd?
Booking with us is a breeze. Here’s how to get started:
- Give us a call: Fancy a chat? Call our friendly team on 0800 783 4710 and let us know what you need.
- Fill out our online form: Head to www.simplyhireltd.co.uk and pop in your details for a quick quote.
- Drop us an email: Prefer to type? No problem – email us at info@simplyhireltd.co.uk We’re happy to help however suits you best!
Let’s Keep It Simple
At Simply Hire Ltd, we believe the best service is simple, straightforward, and stress-free. So, whether you need portable loos for a small event, waste services for your home, or support on a construction site, you can count on us to deliver (literally!).
Got more questions? Get in touch today, and let’s get the ball rolling.